Wakka Wakka

beyoffce:

imagine being able to say you were married by ke$ha

How and when did she get ordained

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Teacher: What did you bring for show and tell?

Me: More like show em' Hell

Me: *Heavy metal guitar riff*

Person: Why do you talk to your dog

Person: They aren't going to say anything back

Me: The fact that you don't makes me not trust you anymore

jippjonesbowie:

melleverdeen:

Why aren’t there more posts on here about the Scooby Doo movies? Because seriously

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movies

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ever

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HAHAHAHA!!!! X’D

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yungbiochemist:

this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site


I know she had schizophrenia and all but “I’m going to put a sex toy in you literally so Satan can’t do it metaphorically.”

yungbiochemist:

this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site

I know she had schizophrenia and all but “I’m going to put a sex toy in you literally so Satan can’t do it metaphorically.”

(Source: saddest69, via kuueater)

i-want-destiel:

surprisedonut:

superwhatlocked:

i-want-destiel:

do-he-got-tha-booty:

allthemlittlefairies:

superwholockalypse:

i-want-destiel:

This whole fandom is on drugs

E - I - E - I - OH

THIS IS WHY SPN SHOULD NEVER GO ON HIATUS

Wtf hahaha

Do you think Jensen, Jared and Misha ever log on to tumblr, see this shit, then log off like “nope. Enough fandom for today.”

hEY WHAT ARE YOU CALLING “SHIT” MY POST IS A MASTERPIECE

the l’Oréal one was beautifully made

come on sherlock fandom we can do this

Let the battle begin

OH IT’S ON

Beat that u lil shit

Home stuck went on hiatus twice. We handled it so much better. (No we didn’t)

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you-better-have-a-burn-heal asked: I HATE tumblr's "laziness is fine" mentality. They always say "treat yourself, you can procrastinate, grades don't matter" etc. No, fuck you. Nothing big or important was achieved by idly sitting by and being lazy. Its ok to rest but dont overdo it.

ughsocialjustice:

^^^^^^^^

I’m not gonna say that grades don’t matter and all that stuff, but I’m also not gonna say I give a fuck about it.

Goddammit bo

(Source: boburnhamdaily, via g-iggle)

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

why didn’t the firemen put out the fire in the factory?

because the factory makes fires.  it’s a fire factory.  thats its job

Should’ve just outsourced productions

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